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[outpunch]

juzo sakakura

It better be important.

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misfire text (also sorry)

[appraiser]

it'll be alright
she won't be home until 8
you go clean up the evidence
i'll hide the body

never be, this is going to be good

[outpunch]

What if she gets back home earlier?
I don't want to get caught red handed

misfire text! 3/4;

[perfectstrike]

冬彦ちゃんでしょ？ﾍ(=￣∇￣)ﾉ

[If Juzo can understand Japanese, he'll be able to tell the caption just says "Fuyuhiko-chan?" followed by a satisfied-looking emoji.]

the only response to doggo is more doggos...

[outpunch]

いいえ、十三君だ。

["No, it's Juzo."]

misfire 3/4

[gnasher]

that's fair. do you think i should perform an exorcism?

sorry for my lateness ;;

[outpunch]

Go for it.
Who needs an exorcism, tho

3/21 - it begins

[rebellions]

I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR LEGS OUTTA YOUR ASS YOU SHITHEAD

rubs hands together

[outpunch]

NOT IF I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR ARMS OFF FIRST, YOU DIPSHIT

4/1

[rebellions]

weird question
you've seen my files right?
or criminal record or whatever you call it

[outpunch]

Yeah.
I can tell you're not one of those smooth criminals, if that's what you're asking about.

Okay but what are you getting at?

4/14

[rebellions]

[Frankly, Ragna isn't too big on celebrations and whatnot, but it would be silly if he didn't get Juzo anything after the other bothered to give him a gift. Can't let that bastard get the upper hand, man.

So once Juzo comes home, he'll find a small, clumsily wrapped gift containing a keychain on the kitchen counter; next to the box, there's a small note that says the following:

Happy birthday dumbass
Maybe this will improve your shitty punches

P.S. Check the fridge asshat

Should Juzo follow the advice, he'll find a lovely decorated cake inside. Hey, he likes sweets, right? Ragna's put effort into it, so he'd better appreciate it.]

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[outpunch]

Thanks, idiot. I'm gonna leave you the fart part.

[That's it. Of course, he could never thank him, but it wouldn't feel right. Somehow. Juzo doesn't know, give this man a break. Besides, it's way better to shoot him a text instead of telling him that face to face.]

[sakeplz]

Juju~ are you buuuuusy?

[outpunch]

Yes, I'm busy as fuck.

[Busy staring at the wall, eating sweets and ignoring the paperwork.]

7/2

[trappingheart]

hey asshole remember that time i caught you eating donuts while you were on your shift and i didn't say anything?
i need you to return that favor

[outpunch]

What the
Eating donuts is a part of the job, Tsushima. What is it, tho

throughout August

[rebellions]

[After several days of radio silence on Juzo's end about 6,182 angry phone calls Ragna gets tired of waiting and decides to stick to text messages instead. So once Juzo makes his way back to the world of the living, he'll be greeted with a lot of angry spam that has been sent to him over the weeks of his absence.]

PICK UP YOUR GODDAMN PHONE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

IN CASE YOU FORGOT WE'VE GOT RENT TO PAY AND I SURE AS HELL AIN'T COVERING IT ALL MYSELF

[rebellions]

you know what? fine. screw you i'm not asking nicely anymore
jsyk i'm browsing your shit to find stuff to sell for rent rn
asswipe

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[rebellions]

dude what the hell
i never would've thought you're the nerd type
or the kinda guy who likes playing with dolls

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[rebellions]

p.s. i sold your donuts

8/16 --> Whenever signal is returned

[rygdea]

Hey, Juzo!

Here's hoping you're doing alright. Togusa and I along with countless volunteers been working alongside Retrospec trying to stop this "Reality Storm" business. We're getting close to the end of it now, I think.

Can't say I really understand what's happening here but if everything works out right, let's...go get a drink or something! I feel awful about cheating you out of your money but not only that, I'm kind of worried about you.

[standalonehuman]

OOC: Log here! http://recolle.dreamwidth.org/94367.html

9/4-9/5 misfire

[loudmouths]

i can't even remember the last time i went on a date