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juzo sakakura

It better be important.

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[sakeplz]

[HE SHOOTS THAT HIS WAY]

see you soooooooon.

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[Like everything else, this whole situation has its pros and cons. Pros are that he can leave work early, but that's it since he's not aware what is awaiting him. Juzo sure takes his time getting to Jirou's place, though, and arrives much later than he said he would.]

So...what's up?

[Skipping greetings and going straight to the business...probably not the first time Juzo does that and definitely not the last.]

[sakeplz]

Jujuuuuu! I need your help!

[As soon as he's inside he's got a sideful of Jirou tugging him to his laptop where he plops him down then leans over him to...

Show him a screen full of small fluffy dog pictures.]

Which one should I get?

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[It'll take him a while to get used to Juju—looking from his scowl sure helps with coming up with such a conclusion.]

You're fucking kidding me...you're fucking kidding me.

[The dogs on the screen are cute, though...]

You can't take care of yourself and you want a dog?! Think for a moment.

[sakeplz]

Huh? I can take care of myself. And this way if I'm ever tiny again I'll have a protector!

[What. He can use logic!]

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[Juzo opens his mouth to say something but—damn, it does make sense. In a very twisted way, but it does.]

What if your protector decides that you look delicious and eats you one day? If you're going to turn tiny again, that is.

[Juzo don't be so cruel...]

[sakeplz]

That's why I should get a dog. They're more likely to sniff me first and recognize the smell of their master! They're really loyal like that!

[What. He can think things through too.]

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You're really well prepared. Unbelievable.

[It's shocking that he's admitting that, but it's the truth, so.]

What are your options?

[He's glancing at the screen but that's way too many dogs to decide...even if they're all adorable.]

[sakeplz]

I can be prepared you know.

[He pouts and then he's wrapping his arms around Juzo to cuddle him from behind as he starts pointing at different fluffy dog breeds.]

I want one I can carry with me! And fluffy would look really cute too! Do you think a white one would work for me?

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What do you think you're doing?

[He's referring to cuddles, but it may not be as clear as he thinks it is.]

A white one...I guess it would.

[His eyes dart from one picture to another, until he sees a teacup pomeranian puppy.]

Wait, that's a dog?

[sakeplz]

Looking at dog pictures with you.

[He looks and spots the one that he's probably talking about.]

That's a puppy Juju!

[He giggles a bit.]

I want to get a grown up because I'm too drunk to give a baby the right care!