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juzo sakakura

It better be important.

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[appraiser]

it'll be alright
she won't be home until 8
you go clean up the evidence
i'll hide the body

never be, this is going to be good

[outpunch]

What if she gets back home earlier?
I don't want to get caught red handed

[appraiser]

better work fast! but be careful too-- make sure to wear gloves
don't worry, i'll be back as soon as i can
worse comes to worst, i'll intervene and take her out back. just leave her to me

[outpunch]

Bad news
the cops are here already

[Technically they have been for a while in the first place, but hey, he's curious about the reaction.]

[appraiser]

[ panic? confusion?! holy crap why are there cops ]

what? why are the cops there? what happened?? no one else got hurt, did they?
don't leave the apartment
i'm at the door

[outpunch]

What do you mean no one else ffs?!
What happened?!

[Okay, he's a little concerned right now...shouldn't he be right from the beginning, tho]

[appraiser]

no one else besides you, that's what i'm asking! did you knock over another glass bottle or

standing right there in the kitchen asking what i'm yelling about

hello, who is this

[outpunch]

Wait

don't tell me that the body was...

[appraiser]

a failed attempt at a piñata

who is this

[outpunch]

[He's close to giving himself a pat of the back. Good work Juzo, thankfully you haven't called your cop buddies yet.

Thy would laugh so hard.]

It doesn't matter.
Text me when you'll have an actual body to hide or something, don't waste my time

[appraiser]

an actual body as in a human body?
that's not something i would have, or want to hide
that's not something you should joke about

[outpunch]

Everyone says that at first.
And I'm dead serious.

[Maybe it's better off not knowing who is everyone...]